there on the plane
doing voice overs
helping old ladies babies infirm
to their places
& there was not a hair
out of place
flawless skin or was it foundation
hint of mascara
lipstick on that perfect boat race?
I use the mockney has he had a trace
of London street in the twang
take your seats put on your seatbelts
as I said to my travelling companion
dude is beautiful eh?
maybe she said with a smile
but he’s of no use to me